Anti_Swearing Mints (In Merch Of 18)Product Code: FP7513
Sick of the smell of foul language? Then say hello to the miracle cure - Anti-Swearing Mints! These minty fresh 'F' word fighters are the perfect companion for anyone who's sick and tired of language that literally stinks! They're fun mints with a mission!
They're the perfect, funny gift for any foul mouthed friend. Simply supply any serial swearer with one of these little bad boys and their once perennial potty mouth will soon be super clean and minty fresh.
They work on all kinds of curse words but are especially effective on those that rhyme with duck, sit, banker and, erm
Castard (we couldn't think of something that rhymes with the 'B' word, ok?!)
Anti-Swearing Mints are more than just a funny gift - they're a miracle cure! What's more - unlike most magical medicines, they're available without prescription
and that's mainly because they're just mints!
What's more, these aren't the only miracle mints in our range. Check out the following -
Anti-Bullshit Mints - say goodbye to stinking lies!
Diet Cheating Mints - 'If you can't taste the cake, you didn't eat it!'
Hangover Cure Mints - The one stop suck for fighting beer breath and furry tongues!
Twitter/Facebook Withdrawal Mints to give you the confidence to actually use your mouth to communicate.
Anti-Snoring Mints to freshen things up in the bedroom!
Bed Farts Eradication Mints to make bedtime farts a stink of the past!
Bedtime Headache Curing Mints to head off passion killing headaches!
Old Git Mints to bring some minty magic to your favourite Old Git's mojo!
and Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints to help you forget about memory loss!
Out of Stock Item.
Stock due: JULY 2017