Senior Moment Mints Memory Loss (In Merch Of 18)Product Code: FP7502
Sick of senior moments such as 'Where did I put my wallet?', 'Where are my reading glasses?' and 'Why does my stewed steak taste like dog food?'? Then say hello to Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints!
These minty fresh thwarters of memory loss pauses will have you sucking away merrily without a care in the world.
They're fun mints with a memory loss mission. They might not cure your senior moments but their minty fresh wonder helps you well and truly forget about memory loss!
They're the perfect, funny gift for the senior citizen or older person with a sense of humour and a fondness for fresh breath!
Senior Moment Memory Loss Mints are more than just a funny gift - they're a must have memory aid. And unlike most magical medicines, they're available without prescription
mainly because they're just mints with no proven cure for memory loss!
What's more, these aren't the only miracle mints in our range. Check out the following -
Old Git Mints to bring some minty magic to your favourite Old Git's mojo!
Anti-Swearing Mints to freshen even the most dirty potty mouth.
Diet Cheating Mints - 'If you can't taste the cake, you didn't eat it!'
Hangover Cure Mints - The one stop suck for fighting beer breath and furry tongues!
Twitter/Facebook Withdrawal Mints to give you the confidence to actually use your mouth to communicate.
Anti-Snoring Mints to freshen things up in the bedroom!
Bed Farts Eradication Mints to make bedtime farts a stink of the past!
Bedtime Headache Curing Mints to head off passion killing headaches!
and Anti-Bullshit Mints - say goodbye to stinking lies!